Sunday, 22 November 2015

{Funny} New Year Resolutions Jokes, Comedy Pictures 2016

Happy New Year Funny Resolution Jokes - When it comes to take pledge for doing something in upcoming year, we own are the one who break the resolution without caring much about it. At that moment, it gives birth to Funny New Year Resolutions which most of us give a damn.

New Year Resolution Jokes on Couple Prosperity - 

Most of New Year Resolutions that use to be broken every year arr taken by couples. Like - Girlfriend is taking a resolution to cuts of her shopping bill but as we all know, It is something which girls can never do. Same as boy who is taking a resolution to stop drinking but he is also having his friends who insist him every time to have a drink.

You can find millions of Funny New Year Resolutions online. Out of them, here we have collected some of the Best New Year Resolution Jokes which you can share with your friends this year. I must say they also are going to burst into laugh after reading your funny resolutions.

Funny Happy New Year 2016 Resolutions Jokes to Share:-

- 2013: I will go to church every Sunday.

2014: I will go to church as often as possible.

2015: I will set aside time each day for prayer and meditation.

2016: I will try to catch the late night sermonette on TV.


- 2013: I will get my weight down below 180.

2014: I will watch my calories until I get below 190.

2015: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200.

2016: I will try to develop a realistic attitude about my weight.



- 2014: I will work out 5 days a week.

2015: I will work out 3 days a week.

2016: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.


- I quit laughing of ridiculous Jokes.

- I will think of a password other than “password” or “hello”

- I will not eat medicine just because it looks like candy.

- I resolve to stop poisoning my family with my cooking.

- I will stop exercising, because it is such a waste of time.

Happy New Year 2016 Funny Resolution Pictures Images:-

Here we have some really funny resolution pictures which you love to share with friends through Facebook or WhatsApp - 
Happy New Year 2016 Funny Resolution Pictures Images

Happy New Year 2016 Funny Resolution Pictures Images

Happy New Year 2016 Funny Resolution Pictures Images
Happy New Year 2016 Funny Resolution Pictures Images

Happy New Year 2016 Funny Resolution Pictures Images



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