{Messages*} Funny Valentines Day Sms Wishes Jokes 2017

Funny Valentines Day Jokes Messages 2017 - This love season, get the most beautiful hilarious sms messages for Facebook and WhatsApp. This time when everyone us sharing love messages with their partner, you can make your friend happy by sending Funny Jokes for Valentines Day 2017. This is you moment, make it more special.

Giving smile on someone's face is very difficult and you are the one who can do this for your friends. Suppose your friend is sad because he'she is single. Don't worry at all, just text them some cool sms or funny jokes to make them happy.

Millions of Valentines Jokes are available over Internet. Out of them we have some Valentines Day Special Jokes which are going to be shared all over Facebook this year. Dont waste you time and start sending these sms messages with friends.

Funny Valentine Day Jokes 2017, SMS Messages:-

Funny Valentines Day Sms Wishes Jokes 2017
Funny Valentines Day Sms Wishes Jokes 2017

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

~ Jay Leno

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.

Woody Allen

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

Funny Valentines Day Jokes 2017 that Makes you Laugh:-

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Funny Valentines Day Sms Wishes Jokes 2017

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not.

What is a vampire's sweetheart called?

His ghoul-friend.

I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

Girl: "I can't be your Valentine for medical reasons."
Boy: "Really?"
Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

"It was Valenswine's Day!"

What do you call a very small valentine?

"A valentiny!"

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

"I love you a tonne!"

Valentine’s Day Special:
‘I love you’ is a mathematical function where,
‘I love’ – is constant and
‘you’ – is a variable!…....@

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